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Learn all the rules for dealing with women.
NOTE: Even though you may think you have figured it out, this class will teach you nothing because of some reason you will never be able to comprehend.
Learn the ins and outs of money and how important it is. In this class you will learn that money is important, that it’s nice to have, that it’s tough to make, that it can be exchanged for goods and service and that a ten dollar bill is very hard to come by.
However, as this class is considered a liberal arts class you will only lose money by taking this class.
In this course you will discover what “internet” means. Focus will be on search engines, using the internet for personal gains, discovering how to filter searches so you don’t only find porn and discovering how to filter searches so you do only find porn. Internet 101 begins with Geocities and works your way up to Netscape.
NOTE: We will not be going in the actual internet like by shrinking a bus and travelling through it like those crazy books.
ALSO NOTE: The internet is not just a giant machine run by the government as several people think it is.
FINAL NOTE: Guest lecture by internet inventor Al Gore. The lecture will be about saving the rainforests though.
Popularity 101 -
In this course you will learn the ends and outs of what it means to be popular in a daily setting and apply that knowledge to your interactions within class. In this course we cover such basic concepts as non-chalance, smirking and having friends.
NOTE: You are not guaranteed to have friends after this course and you are required to bring an existing friend to class during lab peiods so that you may alienate them.
ALSO NOTE: This is a BASIC course. Popularity in other parts of life (i.e. message board, social networks, outside of this one particular school) are covered in later courses. But this is a prerequisite course.
ALSO ALSO NOTE: Are you talking to me? Shouldn’t you go talk to some of the losers over there at that table?